ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING

Which web browser did dinosaur's use?

2010-05-24T10:30:00.000-07:00

Q:Which web browser did dinosaur's use?
A: Mozilla { No references to Godzilla}

Are you afraid of the letter 'S'?

2010-05-16T07:29:00.000-07:00

From : http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100516065632AAocuHZ

Question :Are you afraid of the letter 'S'?

Answers :
1:I ure am!

2:only when its followed by 'TD'

3:yeah. even when you turn it upside down its the same. Just like O.

SO?

The stupidest answer

2010-05-13T08:30:00.000-07:00

From : http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100513071914AAOT3gB

Question:
1.There are five different houses, all different colors, inhabited by different movie stars with different pet.

2. Matt Damon lives in the red house.
3 .Kate Winslet owns the dog.
4. Coffee is drunk in the green house.
5. Tom Hanks drinks tea
6. The green house is immediately to the right (your right) of the ivory house.
7. The movie star who drives a porsche owns frogs
8.The land cruiser owner lives in the yellow house
9. Milk is drunk in the middle house
10. Gwyneth Paltrow lives in the 1st house on the left (your left)
11.The movie star who drives the mercedes lives in the house next to the movie star with the potbellied pig
12. The land cruiser owner lives in the house next to the house where the horse is kept
13. The movie star who drinks orange juice drives a corvette
14. Leonardo di caprio drives a mustang
15. Gwyneth Paltrow lives next to the blue house.
Who drinks water? and Who owns the ostrich?

Answer:

15. Gwyneth Paltrow lives next to the blue house.

The only thing I am thinking is painting my house in blue

What is the funniest word you know ?

2010-05-13T08:12:00.000-07:00

From : http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100513071805AAXAjl0

What is the funniest word you know :D?

Answer: ha ha ha. {it does make you laugh}

ani jokes: What will be the plural of Aishwarya Rai?

2010-05-10T08:49:00.000-07:00

ani jokes: What will be the plural of Aishwarya Rai?

Q: What will be the plural of Aishwarya Rai in Hindi?
A: बहु-बच्चन

Random Questions

2010-04-30T07:31:00.000-07:00

1: Had mallika sheravat been a magician,what would be her magic words?
A: aa-BRA ka da-BRA

2: In which book did Dia wrote her feelings?
A: DIA-ry.

3: How did Preity Zinta campaigned for rasna?
A: Dil ne jise Rasna Kaha

Saif Ali Khan jokes

2010-04-17T07:40:00.000-07:00

Q: Why Saif took mineral water bottles with him ?
A : चापाकल हो न हो

How did two people who met online expressed their love?

2010-04-15T20:43:00.000-07:00

Q: How did two people who met online expressed their love?
A: It was love at first site!

From one of my earlier blogs: http://wowweirdestlovestories.blogspot.com/2008/11/love-at-first-site.html

Love in WWE

2010-04-15T20:41:00.001-07:00

Q: How did two Wrestlers expressed their love?
A: It was love at first fight.

For kids

2010-04-15T20:39:00.000-07:00

Q : What did the cow served on Birthday?
A: Dung-cake

Bollywood jokes

2010-04-15T20:38:00.000-07:00

Q: How Abhishek Bacchan taught his son about fractions?
A: Dhai akshar prem ka.

Q: If Pretty Zinta campaigned for Rasna, what would be the funniest catchphrase?
A: Dil ne jise Rasna kaha

Q: Which actor is mouth of India?
A: Ritesh Desh-mukh.

Q: What will you call a ghost in Kurla?
A : Dra-KURLA.

WWE :Had Aishwarya Rai been a WWE fighter

2010-04-15T20:28:00.001-07:00

Q: Had Aishwarya Rai been a WWE Fighter, what would be her name ?
a: AISH-ley

WWE : Kane

2010-04-15T20:26:00.001-07:00

Q: Why they ran when Kane Burst with anger?
A: coz it was anger vol-KANE-o

Antara Mali Jokes

2010-04-15T20:25:00.000-07:00

Q : Why Antara Mali Suddenly became double her age?
A : Coz she wanted to be Madhuri Dixit { Main Madhuri Dixit banna chahti hu}

Q: What will you call a movie when Antara Mali plays a double role?
A: " Ek phool do mali"

Halle Berry joke

2010-04-15T20:21:00.000-07:00

Name a vehicle named after Halle Berry!

HALLE-copter.

What did mama bear said to papa bear when she wanted to be pregnant?

2010-04-14T07:18:00.000-07:00

Question :What did mama bear said to papa bear when she wanted to be pregnant?
Answer : " I want to bear your child!"

Which simpsons character you hate most?

2010-04-13T07:34:00.000-07:00

From :http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkyxRIJEgY8zM0_CqchhQNU8.Bd.;_ylv=3?qid=20100406213746AA4Gu50

Marge. She lets her husband choke her eight-year-old son while she just stands there like a moron

ani jokes: Weird questions on Yahoo Answer: Part 2

2010-04-12T21:48:00.000-07:00

ani jokes: Weird questions on Yahoo Answer: Part 2

What will you call a Roman Cannibal who just had dinner with his wife?

2010-04-05T07:41:00.000-07:00

What will you call a Roman Cannibal who just had dinner with his wife?
Answer: GLAD-I-ATE-HER.

the latest news about jennifer aniston: Why is it that Jennifer Aniston, being so sexy and all, is still single? - Yahoo! Answers India

2010-04-03T21:02:00.000-07:00

the latest news about jennifer aniston: Why is it that Jennifer Aniston, being so sexy and all, is still single? - Yahoo! Answers India

ani jokes: Just Answer 'yes; or 'no'.There is no question.?

2010-03-25T09:19:00.000-07:00

ani jokes: Just Answer 'yes; or 'no'.There is no question.?

Ani Jokes

2010-03-23T07:27:00.000-07:00

ani jokes: Weirdest things to do when your girlfriend is in bed with another man?

2010-03-22T04:23:00.000-07:00

Its hilarious.
ani jokes: Weirdest things to do when your girlfriend is in bed with another man?

If you could magically change the size of your breasts?

2010-03-21T22:32:00.000-07:00

From : http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agg2dsxWxksuj.M7gm7vK4yQHQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20100321212658AAOKykP&show=7#profile-info-mMnPmEHraa

Question : Girls: If you could magically change the size of your br3sts...?
would want them bigger or smaller?
Let's say it was painless, easy, and quick.

Personally, I'd like it smaller than what I have.

Answers:
1: s m a l l e r...so then I don't have to wear a bra!

2: I would have them totally removed except for my nipples.
I don't understand why someone would want giant baby feeding milk glands attached to their chest.

3: maybe we could have four or five or six boobs instead..... or big enough to be hot air balloons and just float away from all the lust and worrying about penius and boob sizes...

Do men and women touch differently?

2010-03-21T22:20:00.000-07:00

From:
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100311101217AA8NtWL&r=w&pa=AptqD2bwHTHc6OiFY6U_uWFutpncE3zFm1YLPIieTP32mA--&paid=voted

Question: Do men and women touch differently?

Answers:
1: Meaning? Men touch more cause their hands are bigger.

2: sometimes when men touch, the honesty is too much.. . :)

3: What do you mean by 'touch'? Touch what?

4: yup..
women touch and men grab

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ani jokes: the difference between hands of a man and a woman

Is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

2010-03-15T06:36:00.000-07:00

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ani jokes: Is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

What if a mobile phone were to become a vampire?

2010-02-18T07:25:00.000-08:00

Q: " What if a mobile phone turned into a vampire? Which would be its deadliest part?
Ans : " BLUE-tooth"

Also from:

http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvjQTZfhhAIL34Edl20IAYquHwx.;_ylv=3?qid=20100321214637AATH4pj

Answer: the scariest part wud b u talking to ur gf and ur cell eating ur ear
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2: if there is feed back!

Baa baa black sheep joke

2010-01-08T19:39:00.000-08:00

Q: What will you call two sheep's who like to play with each other?
a: friend-SHEEP.

scary jokes

2010-01-08T19:32:00.000-08:00

Q: What will you call a ghost scientist?
a: Frank-ein-stein.

Q: What did she said on phone on halloween?
a: Hello-ween.
{This one was neither funny nor scary.Now that I am thinking neither was the first one}

Weird questions about Bollywood

2010-01-06T06:27:00.000-08:00

Q:he was about to cross the road when he saw V.V.S laxman and REKHA talking .he stopped.why?
a:even ravana couldnt cross LAXMAN -REKHA.

Q:WHAT will happen if ekta kapoor will be elected head of congress?
a:the party will then be called:KONGRESS.

Q:WHICH TWO GIRLS IN CAMPUS HAD MALARIA?
a:mala AND ria

Q:which two things jagdish stole from kitchen?
a:JUG and DISH

Q:What will you call a copy in which dia wrote her feelings?
a:DIA-ry

Q:what will you call a bad king?
a:BADshaw{this question is not mine.}

Q:what will you call a beautiful rat?
a:khoobsuRAT

Q:sachings score and the population of china has one thing in common.what?
a:earlier..sachins score was ever increasing{just like the population of china}.but now he has adopted birth control techniques.

Q:when sachin was L.B.W why was his wife angry with him?
a:lbw is short for:Lying Before Wife.

Q:how can you say that neha dhupia has a good sense of humour?
a:her name ends with ha..ha...........ha.ha{its a bad joke........so are neha's acting skills}

Q:what the inspector said to salman khan when he came out of court?
a: F.I.R. MILENGE

Q:When the swami of a temple went to house of an actress,he returned the next minute.why?
a:coz he went to house of udita go-swami

Q: Whict actress is a martial arts expert?
a: Celina Jet Lee

Q:who is hotter:aish,sushmita or jwala?
a:jwala

Q:which one alphabet will u add to HEMA MALINI name to make her a superhero?
a:HEMAn

Q:why is there no electricity in indian villages?
a:coz electriCITY is for city only.

Q:what mahatma gandhi said about scooby doo?
a:doo or die

Q:Which superhot girl always stays with her son?
a:pamela AND HER SON

Another WWE joke

2010-01-06T06:21:00.000-08:00

Q: What was the sign outside Trish Startus's boyfriend's gate?
a: TRISH-passers will be procuted

Some more silly questions

2010-01-06T06:05:00.000-08:00

Q: Why did the fat lady changed her religion?
a: She wanted to be mu-SLIM.

Q: How did halle Berry went to the island?
a: On her HALLE-copter.

Q: What can open a Don's lock?
a: a DON-key.

Q: What will you call a girl without clothes?
a: Poor.

Q: What will you call a cake with thorns?
a: CAKE-tus.

Q: Why should you look before doing anything in a leap year?
a: Look before you leap.

Q: Name the place where sick horses are tearted?
a: HORSE-pital.

Q: How did the rat knew that the cat was coming?
a: On his RAT-ar.

Q: What is the favorite food of Mr Bean?
a: Soya-BEAN.

One question about Matt hardy.

2010-01-06T05:57:00.001-08:00

Q: Fill in the Blank : Anyone who enters in Lita's house has to step on ...............!
a: Door MATT{ matt hardy}

The funniest weird questions Blog

2010-01-05T06:18:00.001-08:00

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http://noonecananswermorethanonequestion.blogspot.com

Weird questions

2010-01-05T06:06:00.001-08:00

Q:I ASKED HIM 5 yes or no questions yesterday.he gave the same answer to all.why?
a:YES as it was yes-terday.

Q:what is between IQ?
A:I-ra-Q

Q:when the electronics company organised a match what did they give to the referee?
a:referee-gerator

Q:how did the cook described a childhood memory when a spoon was stolen?
a:once spoon a time{i bet no one can answer this one.coz this is the worst possible answer}

Q:what he said after ear transplant on 1 jan,2010?
a:happy new ear.

Q:why was the pilot affected by bird flu?
a:he was in cock- pit.

Q:why did the contractor described the labourer as TREMENDOUS?
A:coz he alone did the work which THREE-MEN -DOES.

Q:who enjoys the best life cycle?
a:a cyclist

Q:why H.G. WELLS came to her house?
a:she had written WELL-COME outside her house.

Q:were early men mad?
a:they were NO-MAD

Q:WHAT GOD said when he was asked a dificult question?
a:GOD KNOWS

Q:SONY married a foreigner ERIC and they had a son.what was his name?
a:SONY ERIC-SON

Q:I was lost in jungle.hundred robbers surrounded me.i had only a radio with me.how did i scared the robbers?
a:by making the RADIO-ACTIVE

Q:HOW DID TOM ATTACKED JERRY?
A:BY Atom bomb

Q:which number he had forgotten?
a:forgotTEN

Q:what do female snakes wear?
a:coBRA

Q:he has colour t.v.,i have black and white television.why dont i care?
a:we are seeing a ZEBRA

Weird questions about Hollywood

2010-01-05T06:06:00.000-08:00

Q:what will you call the phenomenon when EVA LONGORIA disappears suddenly?
a:EVA-poration

Q:men with car are far less lucky than men with...............{fill in the blanks}
a:carmen electra.

Q:if brad pitt were damon wayans{the spelling or name may be wrong}what will be the name of his sitcom?
a:MY GIRLFRIEND AND adopted KIDS

Q:what will call it if angelina jolie will play badminton?
a:brad-minton

Q:why did the electrician loved pamela anderson?
a:she is BARB WIRE

Q: Which hottie is always with her son?
a: Pamela and her son.

Weird questions about WWE

2010-01-05T06:05:00.000-08:00

Q:carlito was sick but the doctor never came near.why?
a:an apple a day keeps doctor away.

Q:why did the sales agent handed the fire extinguisher to kane?
a:coz he said 'THE FIRE STILL BURNS'

John Cena,Anna Kournikova and lesbians

2010-01-04T19:20:00.000-08:00

2: If John Cena had a girlfriend, and she had two evil step sisters ,can you guess her name?
Ans : CENA-drella.

2: A snake entered in Anna Kournikova's house,which?
Ans: Anna-conda

3: Lisa had a girlfriend .What was her name?
Ans : LISA-bian.

What is the full form of CHAT?

2009-01-17T19:51:00.000-08:00

from : http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlgrApAWs7jNamHs4dDECtSRHQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20090111095145AAPsWEv&show=7#profile-info-EHIJzVl3aa

The Question : What is the full form of CHAT?

My answer : CHAT is short for Come Have A Talk