Q: What will you call two sheep's who like to play with each other?
a: friend-SHEEP.
Friday, January 8, 2010
scary jokes
Q: What will you call a ghost scientist?
a: Frank-ein-stein.
Q: What did she said on phone on halloween?
a: Hello-ween.
{This one was neither funny nor scary.Now that I am thinking neither was the first one}
a: Frank-ein-stein.
Q: What did she said on phone on halloween?
a: Hello-ween.
{This one was neither funny nor scary.Now that I am thinking neither was the first one}
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Weird questions about Bollywood
Q:he was about to cross the road when he saw V.V.S laxman and REKHA talking .he stopped.why?
a:even ravana couldnt cross LAXMAN -REKHA.
Q:WHAT will happen if ekta kapoor will be elected head of congress?
a:the party will then be called:KONGRESS.
Q:WHICH TWO GIRLS IN CAMPUS HAD MALARIA?
a:mala AND ria
Q:which two things jagdish stole from kitchen?
a:JUG and DISH
Q:What will you call a copy in which dia wrote her feelings?
a:DIA-ry
Q:what will you call a bad king?
a:BADshaw{this question is not mine.}
Q:what will you call a beautiful rat?
a:khoobsuRAT
Q:sachings score and the population of china has one thing in common.what?
a:earlier..sachins score was ever increasing{just like the population of china}.but now he has adopted birth control techniques.
Q:when sachin was L.B.W why was his wife angry with him?
a:lbw is short for:Lying Before Wife.
Q:how can you say that neha dhupia has a good sense of humour?
a:her name ends with ha..ha...........ha.ha{its a bad joke........so are neha's acting skills}
Q:what the inspector said to salman khan when he came out of court?
a: F.I.R. MILENGE
Q:When the swami of a temple went to house of an actress,he returned the next minute.why?
a:coz he went to house of udita go-swami
Q: Whict actress is a martial arts expert?
a: Celina Jet Lee
Q:who is hotter:aish,sushmita or jwala?
a:jwala
Q:which one alphabet will u add to HEMA MALINI name to make her a superhero?
a:HEMAn
Q:why is there no electricity in indian villages?
a:coz electriCITY is for city only.
Q:what mahatma gandhi said about scooby doo?
a:doo or die
Q:Which superhot girl always stays with her son?
a:pamela AND HER SON
a:even ravana couldnt cross LAXMAN -REKHA.
Q:WHAT will happen if ekta kapoor will be elected head of congress?
a:the party will then be called:KONGRESS.
Q:WHICH TWO GIRLS IN CAMPUS HAD MALARIA?
a:mala AND ria
Q:which two things jagdish stole from kitchen?
a:JUG and DISH
Q:What will you call a copy in which dia wrote her feelings?
a:DIA-ry
Q:what will you call a bad king?
a:BADshaw{this question is not mine.}
Q:what will you call a beautiful rat?
a:khoobsuRAT
Q:sachings score and the population of china has one thing in common.what?
a:earlier..sachins score was ever increasing{just like the population of china}.but now he has adopted birth control techniques.
Q:when sachin was L.B.W why was his wife angry with him?
a:lbw is short for:Lying Before Wife.
Q:how can you say that neha dhupia has a good sense of humour?
a:her name ends with ha..ha...........ha.ha{its a bad joke........so are neha's acting skills}
Q:what the inspector said to salman khan when he came out of court?
a: F.I.R. MILENGE
Q:When the swami of a temple went to house of an actress,he returned the next minute.why?
a:coz he went to house of udita go-swami
Q: Whict actress is a martial arts expert?
a: Celina Jet Lee
Q:who is hotter:aish,sushmita or jwala?
a:jwala
Q:which one alphabet will u add to HEMA MALINI name to make her a superhero?
a:HEMAn
Q:why is there no electricity in indian villages?
a:coz electriCITY is for city only.
Q:what mahatma gandhi said about scooby doo?
a:doo or die
Q:Which superhot girl always stays with her son?
a:pamela AND HER SON
Another WWE joke
Q: What was the sign outside Trish Startus's boyfriend's gate?
a: TRISH-passers will be procuted
a: TRISH-passers will be procuted
Some more silly questions
Q: Why did the fat lady changed her religion?
a: She wanted to be mu-SLIM.
Q: How did halle Berry went to the island?
a: On her HALLE-copter.
Q: What can open a Don's lock?
a: a DON-key.
Q: What will you call a girl without clothes?
a: Poor.
Q: What will you call a cake with thorns?
a: CAKE-tus.
Q: Why should you look before doing anything in a leap year?
a: Look before you leap.
Q: Name the place where sick horses are tearted?
a: HORSE-pital.
Q: How did the rat knew that the cat was coming?
a: On his RAT-ar.
Q: What is the favorite food of Mr Bean?
a: Soya-BEAN.
a: She wanted to be mu-SLIM.
Q: How did halle Berry went to the island?
a: On her HALLE-copter.
Q: What can open a Don's lock?
a: a DON-key.
Q: What will you call a girl without clothes?
a: Poor.
Q: What will you call a cake with thorns?
a: CAKE-tus.
Q: Why should you look before doing anything in a leap year?
a: Look before you leap.
Q: Name the place where sick horses are tearted?
a: HORSE-pital.
Q: How did the rat knew that the cat was coming?
a: On his RAT-ar.
Q: What is the favorite food of Mr Bean?
a: Soya-BEAN.
One question about Matt hardy.
Q: Fill in the Blank : Anyone who enters in Lita's house has to step on ...............!
a: Door MATT{ matt hardy}
a: Door MATT{ matt hardy}
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
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